But if your strife strikes at your sleep

Remember spring swaps snow for leaves

29 Oct COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH IM FROM THE FBI THE FBI

COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH

IM FROM THE FBI

THE FBI

29 Oct accio-firewhiskey: hipsterjaxteller: chicygeeky: i-kneel-for-hiddles: robertdowneyjrslegs: eeriekitteh: YOU KNOW MITT ROMNEY FUCKED UP WHEN MARK RUFFALO SAYS THIS. THE HULK HAS SPOKEN PUNY CANDIDATE.  PUNY CANDIDATE He verbally punched Romney in his big asshole face.

accio-firewhiskey:

hipsterjaxteller:

chicygeeky:

i-kneel-for-hiddles:

robertdowneyjrslegs:

eeriekitteh:

YOU KNOW MITT ROMNEY FUCKED UP WHEN MARK RUFFALO SAYS THIS.

THE HULK HAS SPOKEN

PUNY CANDIDATE. 

PUNY CANDIDATE

He verbally punched Romney in his big asshole face.

image

(Source: ecokitty)

17 Oct

thewickedkongofthewest:

fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war

(Source: rodneykong)

17 Oct

99 Life Hacks to make your life easier!

bonerfarts:

dipper-goes-to-my-spooky-bell:

dersekingdom:

shialabeowulf:

I HAVE FOUND THE SECRETS TO THE UNIVERSE!
this, I liiiiike.

HOLY SHIT YES

I can now live a happy and fulfilled life.

17 Oct
11 Oct

A little bit about magi

madnessatdawn:

Welcome all those of you new to Magi. I’m happy you’re here.

As a proud fan of this series you must all know something before jumping into this.

Magi is two things: fun and suffering.

That’s right.

You’ll be having lots of fun enjoying the characters, seeing all their adventures, and exploring the amazing setting.

THEN BAM SUFFERING COMES IN TO SMACK SOME FEELS ON YOUR ASS

YOU WILL BE BURIED UNDER THOSE FEELS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!

Then everything goes back to being fun again C:

The never ending cycle.

So braces yourselves and enjoy the sweet Magi goodness.

25 Sep canni8al: Sorry. :o( based on the headcanon that it was the first sign he learned. 

canni8al:

Sorry. :o(

based on the headcanon that it was the first sign he learned. 

25 Sep

erdayclassy:

 I came across “Project Unbreakable” when it started in October 2011. it is a simple and powerful project, where survivors of sexual assault hold a poster with a quote from their attacker (and/or reactions from family/friends/judicial system). *Trigger warning for sexual assault, child abuse, secondary trauma*

The founder of the project, Grace Brown, had to hire interns to handle the volume of survivors coming forward with stories across the United States. The fact that “Project Unbreakable” has taken off is both a testament to the strength of survivors and evidence of the pervasiveness of sexual violence.

We need to challenge how shockingly commonplace sexual domination is in our culture.

We need to stop excusing domination, aggression, and sexual entitlement as just part of “boys being boys”.

We need to celebrate boys and men who respect women and go against the grain of “traditional” masculinity.

We need to hear these survivor stories and make them louder and more powerful than the victim-blaming narratives, which persistently shame victims into isolated silence and encourage perpetrators to carry on without consequence.

The first one just broke my heart.

(Source: resonantbodies)

25 Sep

dorothy-cotton:

a humanstuck AU where all the troll’s pre-scratch ancestors are their older siblings and their post-scratch ancestors are their parents

everyone wonders why eridan is such a huge douche and then one day like sollux goes to his house and big brother cronus touches his butt on the way in and plays him a song called aquasex renegade, then his weird, pirate themed dad barges into the room wielding a harpoon and muttering something about whaling 

and eridan explains that he’s not actually whaling he’s just going down to the basement to shoot at rats

and sollux is like

wow

everything about you is suddenly so clear to me

21 Sep

theramen:

if anyone is doubting tigers are of the feline family.

(Source: delena-mockingjay)

09 Sep

The Problem With The Big Bang Theory…

butmyopinionisright:

I’ve been meaning to post something about The Big Bang Theory for a while now but it’s taken me ‘till now to really understand what it is about the show that makes me uncomfortable. I’m not exactly a believer in the whole “only write about the things you like, don’t trash the things you don’t” trend which seems to be plaguing comments sections in negative articles lately, but I wanted to be able to really examine why I don’t like TBBT rather than just slagging it off. My main questions being - Why don’t I like this anymore? Why do I feel uncomfortable watching it? And why do I get so annoyed when I see people sing its praises online? The thing which really sparked this post was seeing a raft of comments on Facebook, below the last round of voting in Television Without Pity’s Tubey Awards, claiming The Big Bang Theory to be “the best comedy on TV”. This made me angry so instead of posting an impulsive comment calling out their bad taste which I’d probably regret later, I decided to really analyse why seeing comments like that made me so mad when previously, although I didn’t really love the show, I’d never considered myself as disliking The Big Bang Theory.

Hell, I even have season one on dvd, it’s sitting right between Battlestar Galactica and Bored To Death in my alphabetised collection.

And here, I think, is where my problem with The Big Bang Theory lies…

Read More

09 Sep

hospitalvespers:

this is technically the second chapter of icarus

but i forgot about it

oops

07 Sep

Things I'll Say While I'll Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
07 Sep
06 Sep

(Source: eggsareamazing)